Longtime Coffee Shop Employee Thought Customers Would Care More About His Last Day | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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"Barista Andrew Fulton was reportedly underwhelmed Friday by the customer response to his final day at St. Mark's Coffeehouse, saying that after his four years of service, he had thought patrons would be more emotionally invested in his departure."
The Onion always gets it...
